Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
Well alot has happened over the past few days! Sunday was election day, many sightings and alot of gossip going around! Did y’all check out the M twins in shades of yellow and blue? Now that’s a fashion faux if I ever saw one! It’s one thing to cheer on your favorite team at a football match but to wear the colours of the group under the excuse of “support”? That’s a big no-no.
SIGHTINGS
A.F. is officially 100% married! It happened almost a week ago (five days to be exact!) Well, let’s see how things work out.. we wish you the best of course, but not all the time. After all, we do need our share of gossip!
R.Q. and some mystery fellow have been seen hanging out together.. ALOT! First it was Coffee Bean then it was Starbucks and now on the ”Steps”. He dosen’t look like much, but whatever blows your boat Princess R.
Little S.J. is now a bona fide “Arts” student, what a shame! A down grade from Business School but hey.. we all have our weakness, maths seems to be hers. Congratulations on the eyebrow pluck.. FINALLY!
Don’t look so sad little S you’ll fit in just fine..
Cute F.S. was seen roaming the streets of the city (Kuwait City).. alone. I wonder why? And what about those mysterious midday rendezvous you’ve been having at CB who was that we saw you with? Is it your new sweetheart?
Oh and go back join a gym F, your waddling is oh so unattractive!
Speaking of A.F. where the hell is A? He has been a no show for a while now. Poor boy, he’s probably taking it so hard. Well, don’t be greedy! Do show up and show us how terrible a state you are in, because as I mentioned earlier we need our fix!
Also, M.R. has been spotted at the Range Rover dealership, with a baseball cap on (most probably as a result of the weather…) seem’s like Goldilocks locks aren’t natural afterall, thank god for blow dryers!
That aside, can you do us all a favour and stop being so cliche? Shops other than Ralph Lauren do exist you know!
That’s all for now. Keep a look out, Thursday is election day. Be sure to keep your ears open and be on the look out for any gossip and sightings… I know I will.
I bid you all adieu until next time that is.
Peace,
GG